This rare portrait of the Great Tyrant appeared in my email account recently. Those of you who are into Games Workshop will immediately understand that this is PROOF that Napoleon was indeed a Dark Elf lord (as many of us suspected) and an accomplished Cold One jockey. This accounts for his success in Germany (the Empire never stood a chance) and in Egypt (fighting the Tomb Kings of Khemri). As a result of the last campaign he became known as Boney because he destroyed so many undead skeleton warriors.
“God placed me on the throne, and you reptiles of the earth dare oppose me!” – Napoleon Bonaparte, to the assembled clergy at Breda (1 May, 1810)
I wonder if one of your ancestors might not have been among those who perpetuated the first emperor’s reign, Monsieur Fouche. Are you descended from the Butcher of Lyons?