Tired of being told by a hot-for-a-weekend-then-totally-forgotten restaurant that they have nothing available until 5:30 on February 18? Yeah, me too.
Well, Here’s what you have to do… (qv sinister)
Now we know why we felt that compulsion to catch ’em all. Turns out a rare Pokemon card is your introit into Resto Chichi, your nimble leap over the velvet rope at Klub Kool, your backstage pass to the kingdom of heaven. Mewtwo, I choose you!

